Favorite Animated TV Show Quotes

[schnitzel_bob]

I'll get it started.

The family is driving to a Ghost town amusement park

Homer: Why did they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because there was a gold rush there.
Homer: No, it's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

I stopped watching it a long time ago. About the time it stopped being funny and just started being "meh".

"Don't have a..."

Fuck it.

[greymeister]

Lisa is burying one of her cats

Skinner: Why don't you just call that one Fluffy 2 and forget about the rest.
Lisa: That's a great idea Principal Tanzarian.
Skinner: Uhh..right.

[xenophage]

Aww you should have made a thread on South Park quotes

[schnitzel_bob]

Aww you should have made a thread on South Park quotes
There, the thread name is changed. Giver.

Cartman: "If Dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?"

[Digital Limit]

There, *now* it's changed.

[Silence]

i still think "the wookie defence" in south park was greaaaaat!

[Digital Pimp]

Crab People. Crab People. Taste like crab, talk like people.

[RAY16]

i still think "the wookie defence" in south park was greaaaaat!

Chewbacca Defense, faggot.

[Silence]

Chewbacca Defense, faggot.
aww dont be like that honey, gimme a hug!

[xenophage]

Cartman: “Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

[halomizer]

Cartman:GOD DAMNIT!!
Michael Collins: Oh, please don't take the Lord's Name in vain.
Cartman:Who cares?! I can never win my bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums!
Michael Collins:But you spread the Word of the Lord. You've brought faith in Jesus.
Cartman:OH, FUCK JESUS!!
Butters:Eric, I-I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the F-word about-uh Jesus.
Token: Yeah. You're gonna hurt the band.
Cartman: Who fuckin' cares, Token?! I could never beat Kyle now! I'll say it again! Fuck Jesus!
A Man: My ears are bleeding!

[Misty]

Blame Canada! :p

[Mechanerd]

Random simpsons quotes:

"They need to be isolated and studied so it can be detemined what nutrients they contain which we could extract for our personal use"

"Its like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all nothing at all"
"Arh, stupid sexy flanders"

"Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!"

"Hey... he lied to us through song... I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!"

Comic book guy:
"Let me understand, you wish to purchase a copy of Radioactive man number 1 for 99 cents"
*opens cash register*
"Oh please take my money, I don't need it, its yours"
*bart reaches for money, cbg pulls out knife*
"Eh eh eh... seeing as how we are unfamilar with the concept of sarcasm I will be closing the register at this point".

"The internet king, maybe he can bring faster nudity".

Snake:
"Oh no, beta".
"She needs premium dude, PREMIUM! DUDE!"

[san_pali]

Cartman: “Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
ROLF
Ah, damnit! it's so sad/funny when i can replace kenny with my own name.

[RacerX]

Futurama:

"Why are those kids following you, do you have candy stuck to your ass?"

[schnitzel_bob]

Futurama:

Hermes says something about being jamaican

Fry: Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of space potato man

Simpsons:

Chief Wiggum: Oh, for gods... can't you people solve your own problems? We can't go around "policing" the whole city!


Marge: I don't want you stalking Lenny and Carl!
Homer: Alright fine. I'm... going outside... to... stalk... Lenny and Carl... Doh!

[Digital Limit]

I can't find the quote, but in some episode of Futurama Fry is talking to a widow and says something along the lines of, "Well, I'm sorry for your loss, but take solace in knowing he won't come back as a zombie." I think a nuke goes off in that episode. Hrm.

If anyone can find that quote, PM me or post it here.

[RacerX]

I love Bender from Futurama.

"Bite my shiney metal ass."

[Digital Limit]

Heh, and then everything explodes :)

[san_pali]

My favorite quote would be from the simpsons, when homer is being interrogated by scully in the x-files episode. it goes something like this.

Scully:"Homer, this machine detects when you lie. each time you lie, this red light turns on. Do you understand?"
Homer: "Yes"
(the machine explodes :p)

[Digital Limit]

Haha, that is pretty funny. He's silly.

[Kain]

Simpsons:


Bart: Haha, now your milhouse
"Milhouse points at lisa"
Milhour: Who wets the bed now!, Milhouse "Starts giggling"

Bart: Put all these comic books on my creditcard my good man.
Comicbookguy: Well Sanchose, if that is your real name Bart Simpson!. But your phoney creditcard is not welcome here, now make like my pants, and split.


Hospital nurse: Sorry you want the wheelborow line.
"Comicbookguy is laying in a wheelborrow at the front of the line"
Comicbookguy: Ooooh, cheese burgers and loniliness are a terrible mix.

Homer: "Sigh" all he does is complain, The nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger...

Homer: My god marge, your so selfish, What about me marge? what about me?!

Skinner: ahh, but as it turns out the lizards where a god send since theyve eaten all the pigeons.
Lisa: Isnt that a little short sighted, what happens when where up o our ears with lizards?
Skinner: Ah, well we shall simply release wave after wave of chinese needles snakes.
Lisa: then what about the snakes?
Skinner: We simply import gorrilas who will eat all the snakes.
Lisa: Well what happns when where up to our ears in gorrila's!
Skinner: Ah thats the buety of the thing, come winter the gorrilas will freeze to death.


Mr Burns: hmm, i think il donate to the local orphanage..... When pigs fly!
"Mr Burns and smithers break out in laughter wich slowly dies out as a pig flys past their window at high speed"
Smithers: So...will you be donating that money now sir?
Mr Burns: No.

Homer: What are you gonna do? send your dogs after me? or bee's?, or dogs with bee's in their mouth's so when they bark they chew bee's at you?!

[schnitzel_bob]

Homer:
You don't understand, Marge. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order. Cause when you reach down into a pile of goo, that was your best friends face! You don't know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!

[Downfall]

what did that teach you?
to never try.