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AVataRR
March 4th, 2003, 12:40 AM
:D :D

I didn't really start this thread to share my skills in word-play. I did it to see what you sickos would come up with! :D But what the hey, here's a line:

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

(stolen from linesthataregood.com)

AVataRR
March 4th, 2003, 02:51 AM
mmmm.. not feeling creative huh... oh whell.....
here's one last one as a tribute to this short thread....

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

THE END.

~SOB~
March 4th, 2003, 12:11 PM
well, I do keep my best and most original ones for myself, but I'll let you have the classic one that I didnt create

Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck

Works everytime, you dont believe, check my supply of condoms, and notice the number left is Very low

Dying_Corpse
March 4th, 2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by ~SOB~
Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck
lmao

Hobbes874
March 4th, 2003, 05:24 PM
AVataRR, ROFL!!!!!
how bout: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Dying_Corpse
March 4th, 2003, 05:26 PM
nice legs, at what time do they open?

Smapdey
March 4th, 2003, 05:27 PM
How about this:


Hi, How are (At this point take a rag covered in paint thinner and shove right up against her face until she blacks out, then say:
Dear Dairy: Jackpot!)

cr3am
March 4th, 2003, 05:39 PM
You: i heard you're having a party!
Her: (keep repeating till she asks Where?)
You: It's in your mouth, and everybody's comming

Smapdey
March 4th, 2003, 07:35 PM
Why don't we play army? I'll stand here and you can blow the shit out of me.

AVataRR
March 4th, 2003, 07:47 PM
mmm.. that one has you lying down I think.... doesn't make much sense for someone to be standing while a hail of artillery heads their way.. on the other hand, I'm trying to make a blowjob pun and its not turning out the way I intended....

cr3am
March 4th, 2003, 07:50 PM
HEY! that shirt looks real nice on you! but i think it would look nicer on the floor...

absent
March 4th, 2003, 07:56 PM
"Hey sweetpie... say, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

future man
March 4th, 2003, 08:01 PM
lol, that was sweet

Dying_Corpse
March 4th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
How about this:


Hi, How are (At this point take a rag covered in paint thinner and shove right up against her face until she blacks out, then say:
Dear Dairy: Jackpot!)

Originally posted by absent
"Hey sweetpie... say, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

sounds familiar???

Jaredster
March 4th, 2003, 08:33 PM
My love for you is like diarria...i cant hold it in

Dying_Corpse
March 4th, 2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Jaredster
My love for you is like diarria...i cant hold it in
roflmao

NirvanaFan2006
March 4th, 2003, 11:20 PM
"hey, there's something on your shirt, can i get it off?"

cr3am
March 4th, 2003, 11:22 PM
"need help taking off that sweatshirt?"
"oh, i spilled some juice on your tits.... lemme wipe it off"
"how about a beer?"

Hobbes874
March 4th, 2003, 11:26 PM
more like let me lick it off. lol oops spilled some on your pants oops, let me clean that.

NirvanaFan2006
March 5th, 2003, 07:11 AM
most definently

future man
March 5th, 2003, 07:28 AM
hey bebey, lets do it

cr3am
March 5th, 2003, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by NirvanaFan2006
most definently but it has absolutely NO chance of working :\

AVataRR
March 5th, 2003, 07:02 PM
"how much do you charge"

:laughing:

cr3am
March 5th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by AVataRR
"how much do you charge" ROFL!

Downfall
March 30th, 2003, 10:51 PM
hey ladies can i offer you some sex in exchange for some ehh... sex
-rocko, undergrads




aparently theres 2 threads for pick up lines in here......oh well ill just post in both

cr3am
March 30th, 2003, 10:57 PM
don't post in month old threads.