I think Globally

[Petrodon]

War=Bad

Politics=Good

Jaime Pressly=Hot

Sex=Great

Donald Rumsfeld=Big Fat Idiot

Colin Powell=Hardcore

Jaime Pressly=Still Hot

[future man]

you my friend, are a genious (once i again if somthing appears to be spelled incorrectly it is not a tipo, it is future spelling)

[Voivod]

War= Good
Politics = Good
Jamie Pressly=Better than hot
Rumsfeld= a dope
Powell=not quite the dope Rumsfeld is
Sex= Great
SSI Swimsuit Issue= Lamest its ever been.

[2Lions]

Good = bad

Bad = good

thongs = thongs

[Mitza]

and there you have it ladies and gentleman! the issue of world politics has just been resolved...
on to world hunger!!!

[Voivod]

world hunger....

not sure, will have to wait for an answer to that after the next Miss America event. They always know the answers!
:D

[hiryu]

Yeah, i'm starting to get hungry.

[Petrodon]

War = Death
Death = Less Chicks
Less Chicks = Bad

Therefore

War = Bad

[hiryu]

But isn't war = less men = more chicks for u and me?(since i'm not fighting)

[Voivod]

Good Point Petrodon....

Revised War policy......"As long as im not involved, or any hot chicks......then it's good"

lol

[NuclearWhale]

and Bush is a dumb ass!

[Petrodon]

My point is not that I am not in support of the current war, which I can see the ultimate logic in. But when it gets down to the nitty gritty, I hate the thought of people dying and killing each other.

And while technically less men means more women for me, I also know that less men means less children and that means less future hotties. Do we really want our strapping lads to not get any play in the future? I think not.

[Odm]

Or everyone becomes muslim and takes four wives.

War= sucks in real life, but fun in video games

Me= some random dumb person no one knows.

ATrip = hilarious

[Smapdey]

Bush = Pussy (I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that's funny)

Smap = God

God Smapdey = Spade My Dog

Smapdey = Dame Spy

I rule.

[Voivod]

War does make for good tv......better than 99.9% of the crap that passes for entertainment.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by 2Lions
Good = bad

Bad = good

thongs = thongs that is the way to live man

anyone see the movie Wag the Dog? it's a great movie about faking a war, i recommend everyone to see it.

[Petrodon]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Bush = Pussy (I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that's funny)

Smap = God

God Smapdey = Spade My Dog

Smapdey = Dame Spy

I rule.

Dude!

You spade your dog... You know that isn't even in the same vicinity of the correct spelling of that word. As it looks you beat your dog with a small shovel. And then became a female spy. Spy = cool

Girl Spy = Hot chick

So basically:

Smapdey - Cool Hot Chick who beats dogs with a shovel

I just don't know what to do with you sometimes my man....

[Smapdey]

I spy on Dames! That's what I do!

And that and the other shit are Anagrams.

Like Petrodon can be: All of these things: http://www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/cgi-bin/anagram.cgi?cpw=1&phrase=Petrodon

Yeah.

I do hit dogs with shovels though! FUN FUN! :D

[absent]

Bush = King of the World. He owns you, whether you like it or not!
Death to Saddam.

[Smapdey]

Bush doesn't own me, I own him. That motherfucker still needs my vote to lead.

[ash933]

Bush = Vote whorer... everybody knows how screwed like nearly everyone over in Florida who wasn't white. Bush owns nobody!

But yea...


War = Bad, but tanks and all that shit look mighty cool.

Politics = Good, providing George push and his bumchums aren't involved.

Jamie Pressly = Wasn't she in "Not another teen movie?" (that movie sucked... and so can she :D )

[SixShooter]

So lets see if we can tie all of this together and put a nice bow on it so you Mom will like her present come Mother's Day.


These are the rules that have been discovered thusfar.

War = Bad

Bad = Good

Good = War

Saddam = Sodomy

Smapdey = Spyin' on Da Ladiezz while he Beats His Dog With A Shovel
(Beats His Dog With A Shovel = Rampant Masturbation)

Bush = Pussy

Pussy = Good

Pressly = Sucks
(Sucks = Very Good)

Petrodon = Angry

Angry = Hilarious

Republicans = Lemmings

Lemmings = Kick Ass Game from the 80's

and finally....

SixShooter = pwnz j00.



Thank you for your attention.

[Mitza]

Bush = Pussy=Good=War=Bad=Good
wait a minute... wtf?

i think i'll stick to what 2lions said: thongs = thongs
hell yeah!

[Smapdey]

I like beating my dog. I like it a lot. I think I'll go spy on the ladies and spade my dog.

[Frylock]

Man I hope there's room in these forums for a conservative fellow like myself... :p

[Smapdey]

Plaque is a figment of the dental industry and the liberal media in an attempt to get you, the comsumer, to by useless pastes and appliances. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides and I haven't foudn one shread of evidence to support brushing your teeth. Besides, I got rid of my teeth and a young age because... I'm straight, teeth are for gay people! - Master Shake

[Odm]

Petrodon= Pot drone

[SixShooter]

SixShooter = Sex His Root.


Awww Yeah.

[SaintDL]

isnt this supposed to be a section where we at least get a lill serious?

[Odm]

How the hell could we ever be serious?

[SaintDL]

then again, this is action trip...... but dah... this is a global stuff forum... ah hell i need

[The Wolf]

Originally posted by absent
Bush = King of the World. He owns you, whether you like it or not!
Death to Saddam.


Look, this guy is on Bush' nuts so hard, it's ridiculous.

Did he cut you in on his Afghan oil deal or something?

[~SOB~]

My take on the world

Non Sex/non alcohol/-Bad
College- SATAN'S CURSE ON MANKIND
Sex/non alcohol-eh
non sex/ alcohol- my life
Sex/alcohol- why we exist


politics-good except when its all people talk about
War- bad, but at times necessary
gaming- fun, but too expensive
voting- pain in my ass
Bush- Funny face man
shit faced cockmasters-annoying as anything, stay away from me

Lacey- failed attempt by satan to rule the world, instead all she does is talk about how we are all immoral and blah blah

[SaintDL]

haha. everytime i hear bush i look at my pubic hair. and no i own bush, its right down there i can trim it as i see fit, if it grows back, i can always trim it again.

he's maybe a diehard american on pots and weeds hopin america can rule the world and him being bush's lackey

[Odm]

The men with the jackets will come soon and make you feel better...

[Smapdey]

I look at my pubes a lot too. It's fun.

[redfoxtx]

Check it:

George Bush = BORG SEE HUG

He's a combinitation of the killing power of the Borg with the kindness of hugs,


RUN DAMN IT, RUN

[future man]

future man= true man-fu

[Smapdey]

I should have never brought up anagrams...

[~SOB~]

DAMNIT, WHY MUST IT ALL DEGRADE INTO SEX?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh wait, thats right, I forgot thats what half this site is about

[SaintDL]

it is? oh goodie, the site offer whore?