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Digital Limit
May 24th, 2006, 01:25 AM
WOO HOO!

http://smash.kraven213.com/SSBM-BG.jpg

Well, I've decided to purchase a Gamecube package alongside SSBM.

After long hours spent playing its progenitor with friends, I now long to play the more advanced version. I can't really pinpoint why I sold my Gamecube and consequently SSMB so long ago, but I recall not liking the sequel for one reason or another. It could be the clones, maybe the lack of oomph, or the increase in speed, but I don't care about those changes anymore: I've discovered that this game is far deeper than any other fighter I've seen before, and now I'm interested in mastering it. Well, there's that and I want to rape a few friends in some new maps (the original is pretty dry in the maps catagory).

For examples of the ridiculousness, check this (http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=516492&topic=23469883&page=0) out.

Honestly, some people have too much skill.

I hope to be one of those people.

:cool:
dimsum411
May 24th, 2006, 03:56 AM
i'll kick anyone's ass in tekken 3-5
Jwr5
May 24th, 2006, 05:48 AM
gamecube=teh gheyness
WhoGivesARatsAss
May 24th, 2006, 06:32 AM
Wow, did Nintendo clump all their gay morons in one game or what?
Digital Limit
May 24th, 2006, 07:00 AM
Wow, did Nintendo clump all their gay morons in one game or what?

Lol, you've never heard of this game?
Digital Limit
May 24th, 2006, 10:26 AM
Ah, I found the issue:

A few reasons I hate SSBM:
1. The controller. They should have kept the N64 joystick. I find it much easier to tilt and smash with that. Plus the controller setup is weird.
2. The physics. I'm not sure what it is... but SSBM seems much faster and more chaotic, yet not as easy to control as SSB. Comboing and L-cancelling is impossible for me in melee.
3. They screwed the characters. Kirby and Pikachu. Enough said. They should have worked on balancing the weaker characters, not making the great ones bad.
4. The tier. I HATE that there's such a huge difference between the good and bad characters. Pichu vs. Marth just boggles the mind.
5. Something about hitting people doesn't feel right. In SSB you hit someone and you get a BANG! and they go flying... and it takes them a while to recover. In Melee there's no BANG! it's more of a *pop*. And they don't seem to fly away as they should.

It's the important things like the above that make me hate Melee. They could add in as many characters as they want, make the graphics amazing, add as many 1-player modes, secret levels, trophies, whatever they want... but without the basics I've listed above, it doesn't seem like a great game to me.

That's my rant.

But it's too late to care about those issues, as I've won the auction!

http://img1.imageshack.us/img1/5418/gamecubep16hf.jpg

:)
dimsum411
May 24th, 2006, 12:29 PM
my gamecube is collecting dust
xenophage
May 24th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Where the fuck is Resident Evil 4 ?
Digital Limit
May 24th, 2006, 02:53 PM
I've already beaten it, alongside its Mercenaries mode.

No need to keep it any longer.
WhoGivesARatsAss
May 25th, 2006, 02:42 AM
The fag is strong in this one... seriously, Nintendo has the gayest characters and putting them all in one game will def. arouse some intrigue in homosexually retarded 4 year old fucktards...
Digital Limit
May 25th, 2006, 07:19 AM
On a side note, here are the new characters confirmed for Super Smash Brothers Brawl:

http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara1/img/photo_main.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara2/img/photo_main.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara3/img/photo_main.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara4/img/photo_main.jpg
Digital Limit
May 25th, 2006, 07:20 AM
And some ingame shots:

http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara4/img/photo_l3.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara3/img/photo_l2.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara4/img/photo_l2.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara1/img/photo_l2.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara1/img/photo_l1.jpg
Digital Limit
May 25th, 2006, 07:21 AM
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara1/img/photo_l3.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara2/img/photo_l3.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara2/img/photo_l1.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara2/img/photo_l2.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara3/img/photo_l3.jpg
Digital Limit
May 29th, 2006, 11:41 PM
Been playing SSBM all weekend with friends.

Best. Party Game. Ever.
WhoGivesARatsAss
May 30th, 2006, 12:45 AM
Just great.. the more fags the merrier.. fuck.
tisl
May 30th, 2006, 06:28 AM
I fucking hate Japan.
Phobo
May 30th, 2006, 08:34 AM
I just hate the japaneses
wangstramedeous
May 30th, 2006, 08:36 AM
Dude why don't you just wait for revolution...aren't you supposed to be able to play gamecube games on wii?
WhoGivesARatsAss
May 31st, 2006, 01:14 AM
On subject of fags..

Wii is such a faggot name for a console..
Dark_Swordmaster
May 31st, 2006, 10:42 AM
Yes. Yes it is. Alongside the wii-mote... Damn Nintendo for their higher priorities on selling things so they don't die than giving us what we want!
Yian
May 31st, 2006, 03:47 PM
What's up with the jaggies... wii doesn't do AA?
schnitzel_bob
May 31st, 2006, 07:34 PM
SSBM is a great game, but holy shit, a couple of years late, aren't we?

DL: I would totally 0wnzorz your ass.
WhoGivesARatsAss
June 1st, 2006, 12:37 AM
Wii doesn't do anything except making you dance like a monkey on crack... while playing faggot games...
Dark_Swordmaster
June 1st, 2006, 11:10 AM
Wii doesn't do anything except making you dance like a monkey on crack... while playing faggot games...



.... It's still only $200...
san_pali
June 1st, 2006, 11:28 AM
pfff, i'll make you dance like a monkey on crack fo free dawg. (You have to pay for the crack though)
Digital Limit
June 1st, 2006, 04:50 PM
They're giving me SSBB, so I'd say they're doing a fine job giving me what I want.

As for waiting for the Wii, it's not coming out until November. That's a fucking long-ass time to wait when I could just play it now.
Ahriman
June 1st, 2006, 07:24 PM
I've had a GC since it came out, and only just finally got this game last Christmas after having wanted it the whole time. I don't play it much anymore, I just unlocked everything and put it away, as I've got no one to play against really, and hate playing against the computer. It's a party game for me, I raelly just like it to play with friends.
WhoGivesARatsAss
June 2nd, 2006, 01:40 AM
Playing fag games with friends.. ftw!
SuperDavidGT
June 2nd, 2006, 01:43 AM
"Nofrendo"
Digital Limit
June 2nd, 2006, 02:39 AM
I've had a GC since it came out, and only just finally got this game last Christmas after having wanted it the whole time. I don't play it much anymore, I just unlocked everything and put it away, as I've got no one to play against really, and hate playing against the computer. It's a party game for me, I raelly just like it to play with friends.

I still enjoy playing it against the computer on and off, if only because I'm still terrible at any of the advanced tactics. Honing my skills for future matches is my idea of a good time. That, and there's usually someone that stops in and admires my skills: ego-feeding is appreciated. Nevertheless, I can't wait for SSBB. Hopefully they include more Hyrule-sized maps that people love to play. I also hope they do something about the atrocious camera views that plague the game now ang again. "Great, I'm on the bottom of the screen and all I can see are these friggin' character icons and percentages!"

SSBM is a great game, but holy shit, a couple of years late, aren't we?

DL: I would totally 0wnzorz your ass.

Dude, my Jiggly Puff can handle anything. Well, except some actual skill... :(