Helloo

[AussieAlexis]

Ok.. So..

I'll let all of you get the "Attention whore" out of your systems.

The name is Alexis. I play WoW.
2 Diff. Server:
Mug'Thol: 31 NE Hunter
17 Human Priest (Just started her. My new Main.)
Lothar: 43 Human Pally
24 Gnome Warlock

Got this forum from the WoW forums, for the post about the incest/cousin dealy. Very funny.

I can't post on the WoW forums, for some UNKNOWN reason.

So you guys are my official back up. Congrats. So make it happen. :p

[SuperDavidGT]

Banned eh? It's amazing how many people that thread is still pulling.

My only hope is the rest of those WoW kids dont follow you. This might look like a gaming forum, but it isn't. This is the home of society's finest, and we can't have our reputation for insanity, sodomy and offtopic behaviour ruined by... them.

j/k, welcome to the asylum forums.

[AussieAlexis]

Banned eh? It's amazing how many people that thread is still pulling.

My only hope is the rest of those WoW kids dont follow you. This might look like a gaming forum, but it isn't. This is the home of society's finest, and we can't have our reputation for insanity, sodomy and offtopic behaviour ruined by... them.

j/k, welcome to the asylum forums.


Awww.. But they are such a ... -Lovely- bunch. And I use that term loosely.
Nah, they wont follow. I think that thread went under with like 4 views.

I don't think I was banned. But eh. You never really know with me. It's quite possible.

I read alot of the Comics. Seems to be alot of WoW mention in there. ;)

[King Speedy]

We need more women around here. For some reason, all of them seem to leave...

[SuperDavidGT]

Too much sodomy. And queers.

[AussieAlexis]

We need more women around here. For some reason, all of them seem to leave...


Well I aint leavin' any time soon.

Well.. I might when my WoW login works again..

But that's beside the point.

[Kain]

Welcome to Atrip

This is weird, an introduction thread with neither a post from Yian saying dont take anything said here seriously, Or any from downfall with a strange fact tied to the end of it.

[AussieAlexis]

Welcome.

Don't take anything too seriously and if all else fails, call Digital Limit gay.


Close enough?

In the DarkBunny thread

[Yian]

Awesome! Welcom to the forum! Nice Avatar.

[AussieAlexis]

Awesome! Welcom to the forum! Nice Avatar.


Thanks!

Thanks again!

^^

[REBEL_AU]

Or a post from me, calling you a fucking cuntbag douchewhore
that's right, my offensive forum welcomings are back.

[AussieAlexis]

Or a post from me, calling you a fucking cuntbag douchewhore
that's right, my offensive forum welcomings are back.


Interesting.

[LynX]

Welcome, don't feed the wildlife and stay on the yellow brick road in the Wonderland that is the Atrip forums.

[AussieAlexis]

Welcome, don't feed the wildlife and stay on the yellow brick road in the Wonderland that is the Atrip forums.


But the wildlife is so purrttyyy!

Can I atleast feed the Platypus?

[unskinnybob]

Welcome. You won't last long, so no point in being polite. I don't like your avatar. I don't like your sig either. If you posted your pic I probably wouldn't like what you look like. Even if we met in real life, I probably wouldn't like you. The only way I could possibly like you any less was if you were related to or knew Stormy.

[AussieAlexis]

Welcome. You won't last long, so no point in being polite. I don't like your avatar. I don't like your sig either. If you posted your pic I probably wouldn't like what you look like. Even if we met in real life, I probably wouldn't like you. The only way I could possibly like you any less was if you were related to or knew Stormy.


Very nice.

Anything else there Mr. Grumpy Gills?

[REBEL_AU]

I'm fucking confused, your username and location do not correspond.
Nice use of a Finding Nemo quote there too.

[LynX]

A hint: insults=initiation, so if you plan to stay around, just roll with it ay?

[AussieAlexis]

I'm fucking confused, your username and location do not correspond.
Nice use of a Finding Nemo quote there too.


I grew up in Australia.
I'm stuck in the states now with my mother.

Thanks.

[AussieAlexis]

A hint: insults=initiation, so if you plan to stay around, just roll with it ay?


Lol. I really don't mind.

It's allll good.

[REBEL_AU]

I see.
This means hitman will get to a new one before I do.
Fuck.

[Jwr5]

You are a postwhore looks like downfall is gonna have some competition.
30 posts in 1 day:eek:
Welcome to the forums :p

[AussieAlexis]

You are a postwhore looks like downfall is gonna have some competition.
30 posts in 1 day:eek:
Welcome to the forums :p


I post ALOT. If you haven't noticed yet.

I am a postwhore, more than an attention whore. Lol.

Thanks

[Jwr5]

33 in 1 day that has got to be a record

[REBEL_AU]

33 in 1 day that has got to be a recordHoly fuck you are annoying.
I'm going to sleep.
Fuck you.

[AussieAlexis]

33 in 1 day that has got to be a record


And i've only just began.. Muahahahaha.

[Downfall]

attention whore meet post whore :)


nice to meet ya and welcome to the boards

and always remember scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats.




and im sure i have done much more than 33 in one day :D

[AussieAlexis]

attention whore meet post whore :)


nice to meet ya and welcome to the boards

and always remember scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats.




and im sure i have done much more than 33 in one day :D


Lol.. I still win. I've gotten past 40 on my first day here! Muahaha.

[DarkBunny]

Fuck... and here I thought my hello thread was postwhored... I'm an amateur...

oh well, hello... I'm the retard that refuses to stop custom signing his posts... what's good? - Bunny

[Digital Limit]

Welcome to the boards!

Whoa, I'd hit it. Invite other boneable gamers, plz.

[King Speedy]

Welcome to the boards!

Whoa, I'd hit it. Invite other boneable gamers, plz.


Nice try, sparkle-man.

[Downfall]

wheres that picture of sharks swarming?

[Digital Limit]

Nice try, sparkle-man.

Who knows, she might have a penis.

[RAY16]

Who knows, she might have a penis.

For some reason I think you'd like it if she did.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! We're as disfunctional as can be!... Damn, that did not fit in with the song...


Anyway, I'm our resident "ftw" abuser. I also abuse people who post a single post on these forums their entire lives asking "how do i shot web???///"

I'm also our resident video editor (until someone else steps up to bat...) as you can see in my signature.

[REBEL_AU]

OK, I'm still going to be my asshole self but I shall be easing off with the flames directly at you.
You seem alright, the only problem was the attention whorish picture.
Don't misinterpret that, you are quite attractive, however the caption for a picture like that is "WHORE, LOL"

[Digital Limit]

For some reason I think you'd like it if she did.

Yes Ray, that was the joke.

:rolleyes:


I'm also our resident video editor (until someone else steps up to bat...) as you can see in my signature.

Hey, no advertising, bitch.

[san_pali]

Hot damn! am i too late to flatter her? oh, damn...

Seriously, this is teh oportunity to make that love bin that david wanted so much. :p

Anyway, welcome and keep your seat belt on at all times. Some of the members do bite

[SuperDavidGT]

Seriously, this is teh oportunity to make that love bin that david wanted so much. :p


I don't know about your part of the world, but in western society a bucket full of semen isn't regarded as attractive or romantic.

[unskinnybob]

Who knows, she might have a penis.
LOL!

[san_pali]

I don't know about your part of the world, but in western society a bucket full of semen isn't regarded as attractive or romantic.
Go figure:p

Maybe that's why my last girlfriend...... nevermind.

[AussieAlexis]

Hey! How do you know I don't like biting huh?

I've aready had a threat of someone wanting to restrain me in their basement. Lol.

So Digital Limit huh? I think I read in the other forum to call you Gay? Should I commence to do so?

I was told all of you were dicks? Well let's just hope alot of you have them, and maybe alot of you should learn to think with your other head. =P Hehe.

I'm at work again. Obviously I only post while at work. I play too much WoW at home. And it's tuesday, which means the WoW forums are going to be down all day. Sad news. Eh. Oh well. Ya'll miss me?

[RAY16]

Please don't use pink text in your sig, it makes me want to kick puppies and set babies on fire.

[AussieAlexis]

Please don't use pink text in your sig, it makes me want to kick puppies and set babies on fire.


Wow. Have at it. Sounds like a good old time.

As I may be a gamer girl (Grew up on games like Duke Nukem, Quake, Red alert, warcraft, age of empires, counterstrike) I still pertain the "Girliness", I still like pink. So, what're you going to do about it? Kick Puppies?

[Downfall]

save the puppies!!!



go kill a cat or something at least. no one cares about those furballs.

[AussieAlexis]

save the puppies!!!



go kill a cat or something at least. no one cares about those furballs.


I will have to agree with you on that one.

Cat's are definetly annoying.

[RAY16]

Wow. Have at it. Sounds like a good old time.

As I may be a gamer girl (Grew up on games like Duke Nukem, Quake, Red alert, warcraft, age of empires, counterstrike) I still pertain the "Girliness", I still like pink. So, what're you going to do about it? Kick Puppies?

Well then, have fun being a stereotype.

[AussieAlexis]

Well then, have fun being a stereotype.

I have. And I will.

Thank you!

[King Speedy]

God damnit. Where's Trust and Phoosh when you need 'em...

[AussieAlexis]

Something wrong?

[SuperDavidGT]

:rolleyes: 2 days, 70 posts... she isn't going to last long, is she?

Shame, we could do with some new gimmicks blood.

[AussieAlexis]

:rolleyes: 2 days, 70 posts... she isn't going to last long, is she?

Shame, we could do with some new gimmicks blood.


I'm not going to last?

Ouch. Maybe I should just leave and get it over with huh?

[SuperDavidGT]

No offence love, but Actiontrip isn't the most friendly of places. Most new kids just disappear after a day, and those who don't end up either committed to an asylum or sitting in a corner shaking.

But hey, if you wanna stay, stay. Just don't take anything said to heart. I'm serious. It gets nasty.

[AussieAlexis]

No offence love, but Actiontrip isn't the most friendly of places. Most new kids just disappear after a day, and those who don't end up either committed to an asylum or sitting in a corner shaking.

But hey, if you wanna stay, stay. Just don't take anything said to heart. I'm serious. It gets nasty.

I grew up with 4 boys.

I know how nasty things get. Trust me.

[King Speedy]

Good to know. It'd be nice to have a consistent female member who shaves.

[AussieAlexis]

Good to know. It'd be nice to have a consistent female member who shaves.


Lol. Very funny.

[Downfall]

ya, just dont take anything we say seriously here and all is well.

[schnitzel_bob]

Hallo, welcome and all that.

As long as you don't implode from overposting, you'll probably be a good addition. One thing though: If you ever refer to yourself as a Grrrrl gamer, you will immediately become my enemy.

Oh yeah: DIGITAL LIMIT IS TEH GHEY !!11one1!!

[wmgreer]

Hey. Welcome. Enjoy your stay. If they bite, just bite back. A girl gamer, huh? I thought I was the only one.

[AussieAlexis]

Hey. Welcome. Enjoy your stay. If they bite, just bite back. A girl gamer, huh? I thought I was the only one.

I guess there is another female here! Yay! I'm not alone. Lol.

Thank you all for the welcomes.

[DarkBunny]

What do you do at work? I mean, posting that much in a day has to take away from that... - Bunny

[AussieAlexis]

What do you do at work? I mean, posting that much in a day has to take away from that... - Bunny

Nah. I'm an intern. I do what they need me to do real fast. Then I have whatever to do untill the next tim they give me something.

[DarkBunny]

ahhh, ok... ain't there anyone to socialize with? I mean, not that I mind you stoppin by here... but still - Bunny

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Huh. I didn't know Greer was a girl. Huh...

[AussieAlexis]

ahhh, ok... ain't there anyone to socialize with? I mean, not that I mind you stoppin by here... but still - Bunny


I have to be at my desk at all times.

Incase she has something for me... or it's lunch.

[wmgreer]

Huh. I didn't know Greer was a girl. Huh...


Yep, I'm a girl. All over all.

[Downfall]

woot interns

thats what i am as well. im still waiting for my first paycheck form those bastards...

[SuperDavidGT]

Huh. I didn't know Greer was a girl. Huh...


Hang on dude, did I just see your pupils dilating?

[Downfall]

a few other things probably shifted as well

[AussieAlexis]

a few other things probably shifted as well

Lol! Please don't ever reference "other things shifting" ever again.

[wmgreer]

Aww, why not?

[AussieAlexis]

Aww, why not?

It's definetly... what's the word i'm looking for?

Disturbing?

[LynX]

Disturbing in what way?

Another intern here too, but I get to run about and do shit (usually to cover some story) almost every day since im doing journalism, no 9-5 desk jockeying for me. But that usually means 9am-9pm lol. What're you guys (and girl) doing?

[AussieAlexis]

Disturbing in what way?

Another intern here too, but I get to run about and do shit (usually to cover some story) almost every day since im doing journalism, no 9-5 desk jockeying for me. But that usually means 9am-9pm lol. What're you guys (and girl) doing?


I Intern in the Brand part of Accessories in Robert Bosch Poer Tools.

I have like 5 bosses. All wanting me to do different hings. BUT 4/5 of those bosses are gone right now. So i'm basically free.

Christina doesn't work me toooo hard. Mostly Data entry, itemizing, counting reciprocating blades. Nothing too horrid.

[DarkBunny]

what makes an intern an intern? I work for my brothers mom and she owns her own company and teaches me what she wants out of paperwork I've never done before... - Bunny

[AussieAlexis]

what makes an intern an intern? I work for my brothers mom and she owns her own company and teaches me what she wants out of paperwork I've never done before... - Bunny

The label... "Intern"

[DarkBunny]

ahhh... oh well... shit I only got like 10 more minutes till work... - Bunny

[SuperDavidGT]

Disturbing in what way?

Another intern here too, but I get to run about and do shit (usually to cover some story) almost every day since im doing journalism, no 9-5 desk jockeying for me. But that usually means 9am-9pm lol. What're you guys (and girl) doing?


I've always liked the idea of journalism. One of my "career options" has been motojournalism, but I haven't a freakin clue how to get into the industry.

I'm currently a bartender/supervisor. I fucking hate hospitality with all my heart, but I dont know anything else to do. :(

[AussieAlexis]

I've always liked the idea of journalism. One of my "career options" has been motojournalism, but I haven't a freakin clue how to get into the industry.

I'm currently a bartender/supervisor. I fucking hate hospitality with all my heart, but I dont know anything else to do. :(


Go into Stripping.

People make alot of money in that industry.

[Downfall]

i guess since we are saying out intern jobs here ill tell yall mine.


I work for ESPN radio in Downtown Blacksburg in VA (where VT is for those of you playing the home game)

i do the PSA's the weather, get callers and interviews for the stations shows, help produce the shows, help create comercials, liners, and other such things for the station to help advertize for it.

[DarkBunny]

so are internships a healthy source of cynicism and sarcasm? - Bunny

[AussieAlexis]

so are internships a healthy source of cynicism and sarcasm? - Bunny

No.
I hate this job.

I do what everyone else doesn't want to do.

[Downfall]

nope, i get all of those on my own


but i do get exactly what i want to do :)

[DarkBunny]

I do lil enough as it is... I jus wait for my brothers mom to give me work... only problem is when she decides to work on her cell sittin right next to me... and I've been a cynical and sarcastic motha fucker since age 3 apparently... - Bunny

[AussieAlexis]

I do lil enough as it is... I jus wait for my brothers mom to give me work... only problem is when she decides to work on her cell sittin right next to me... and I've been a cynical and sarcastic motha fucker since age 3 apparently... - Bunny


Ouch.. That's no fun.

[Downfall]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/town/NelsonHaha.gif

[AussieAlexis]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/town/NelsonHaha.gif
ROFL!!!

[DarkBunny]

awwww... you're gonna hurt my feelings :-( - Bunny

[Downfall]

its ok


ill live :)

[DarkBunny]

same here... I was referring to the ones I extracted and threw in a jar at the screen from amusement... - Bunny

[Downfall]

that might stain....you are gona want to wipe that off.

[DarkBunny]

got any fresh wipes? - Bunny

[Downfall]

sorry

had kfc for lunch

used em all

[DarkBunny]

damn, do you know how hard it is to get rid of cynicism? - Bunny

[Digital Limit]

Christina doesn't work me toooo hard.

Is she gentle? :D

[schnitzel_bob]

Dammit, DL, how am I supposed to call you gay if you keep making such inuendo laden statements?
*Gasp* Is AussieAlexis making an honest man of you?

[Downfall]

cant be, couldnt be

not me, not you, then who?


who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?




srsly...who done it?

getin hungry over here....

[RAY16]

damn, do you know how hard it is to get rid of cynicism? - Bunny

For fuck sake, stop signing your posts like that before I track you down and strangle you with my testicles. Douchebag.

[Downfall]

at this point i think they are doing it just cus its bitched about so much

[SuperDavidGT]

For fuck sake, stop signing your posts like that before I track you down and strangle you with my testicles. Douchebag.

I'm sure he'll be banned soon, then all will be fine.

[DarkBunny]

I'm not that hard to find... Chicago ain't the largest city in the states :-) - BUNNY

[schnitzel_bob]

He can't be banned if the one mod who's still around keeps disapearing. Where's DL when we need him?

[karny]

Thats not much of a final solution... somewhere in the back of our minds we will know he is out there somewhere, being a fuck tard and inflicting the fecal matter he calls a personality on others.

[King Speedy]

He can't be banned if the one mod who's still around keeps disapearing. Where's DL when we need him?

Probably sipping on a virgin daiquiri while watching a taped episode of "America's Next Top Model".

[schnitzel_bob]

Well yes, but at least he doesn't sign his name on every post.

[SuperDavidGT]

Thats not much of a final solution... somewhere in the back of our minds we will know he is out there somewhere, being a fuck tard and inflicting the fecal matter he calls a personality on others.

Probably sipping on a virgin daiquiri while watching a taped episode of "America's Next Top Model".


This place is so beautiful. :')

But hey, he might be a mod, but he's still one of ours.

[Downfall]

meh, we have had much more anoying users on here

[Digital Limit]

Given all the hate, I'll ban him if he does it again.

Hopefully he sees this post :p

Probably sipping on a virgin daiquiri while watching a taped episode of "America's Next Top Model".

I love you, Speedy.

No, I really love you.

;)

[Downfall]

bah....


usless bannings...

and we wonder why this place dies down on ocasion

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Wow, this thread got long.

[unskinnybob]

Where's DL when we need him?
On the tip of some elderly gentleman's rod, no doubt.

[AussieAlexis]

Lol. 6 Pages on an intro guys.

Nice.

[Phobo]

ya ya welcome and all that, now post some pictures

[Downfall]

she did, quite a few in fact

[DarkBunny]

she did, quite a few in fact


He's prolly dissuaded by how many pages we've added and is too lazy to go find them. Then again, you never know... - Bunny

[AussieAlexis]

He's prolly dissuaded by how many pages we've added and is too lazy to go find them. Then again, you never know... - Bunny

Lol. You never do really know with guys around here. Lol.

[Digital Limit]

He's prolly dissuaded by how many pages we've added and is too lazy to go find them. Then again, you never know... - Bunny

Nooooo...


He's still doing it!

/me kills himself

[AussieAlexis]

Nooooo...


He's still doing it!

/me kills himself


Lol. Don't kill youreself?

Haha. Actually, do.. it's amusing.

[Downfall]

thats all it took?!!

well hot damn


-Downfall

[DarkBunny]

hahahaha... of all the things to take down an atripper... a fuckin nick and a half is all it takes - Bunny

[Phobo]

too many pages, link em plz

[DarkBunny]

no. - Bunny

[Downfall]

^^

eh?

[AussieAlexis]

^^

eh?

Ok. I'm going to go find a new forum.

You guys are WAYYYYYYY too uptight for me..


"OMG THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHAT ROOM"
"Omg, USE AIM"
"OMFG WTF Blah blah blah"

Cry babies in my opinion. Honestly.

Enjoy. Have fun.

Alexis.

[Jwr5]

She didnt last long:p

[King Speedy]

She'll be back.

[Downfall]

....why did she quote me?...i was talkin to Phobo.

[DarkBunny]

are you serious? you guys put so much effort into directly assaulting her and she leaves over a misunderstanding when she ISN'T under attack... god... spare me - Bunny

[schnitzel_bob]

Wow. In five days she managed to rack up 178 posts, post about 20 pics of herself, really piss of King Speedy (which I thought impossible), and leave in a huff.

Anyone else feel slightly violated?

[DarkBunny]

slightly.... but I think I liked it... - Bunny

[foshizzle]

Not suprising at all...

[DarkBunny]

who was it that called on her burning out by posting so much? - Bunny

[Downfall]

slightly.... but I think I liked it... - Bunny llafnwoD

[DarkBunny]

who is llafnwoD? and that'd be one hard name to constantly sig... for me anyway... - Bunny

[Downfall]

some bassackward fuck

[DarkBunny]

nevermind... I'm stupid for not gettin it the first time. - ynnuB

[Digital Limit]

Yes, you are.

[DarkBunny]

hahahahahahahahaha... I'm sorry, I see the menace behind what you tried to write there... but the moment I read that line it made me burst out in laughter... thank you for that - Bunny

[SuperDavidGT]

So the forum finally gets a decent looking female member - who actually brought this stagnant shithole to life - and you all scare her off. Way to fucking go. And something tells me nitewing aint coming back anytime soon, so what the hell am I supposed to do when I'm bored? I demand to see wrath. Limit, abuse your powers. Now.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

So you guys owned another n00b. Hot damn!

-Damn.

[Hobbes874]

Ok. I'm going to go find a new forum.

You guys are WAYYYYYYY too uptight for me..


"OMG THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHAT ROOM"
"Omg, USE AIM"
"OMFG WTF Blah blah blah"

Cry babies in my opinion. Honestly.

Enjoy. Have fun.

Alexis.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Hobbes874/popeplease2qx.jpg

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I guess she never understood that all we do is flame the fuck outta newbies.

[tisl]

You're not going to be missed, bitch.

[Digital Limit]

So the forum finally gets a decent looking female member - who actually brought this stagnant shithole to life - and you all scare her off. Way to fucking go. And something tells me nitewing aint coming back anytime soon, so what the hell am I supposed to do when I'm bored? I demand to see wrath. Limit, abuse your powers. Now.

TO DEMONSTRATE MY POWERS I WILL...

Lock this thread... :cool: