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schnitzel_bob
June 27th, 2006, 12:11 PM
Ok, since most of the other threads have been highjacked by discussion of the World Cup, I figured we should just have a consolidated soccer thread.

First up: Who'll play against Brazil in the final? My dad thinks Germany, I'd prefer Spain.

Also, wtf was up with the Portugal-Holland match. That goddamn Portugese player took a dive and the ref fucked up the call. And another portugese player headbutted a dutch player and only got a yellow card!

Downfall
June 27th, 2006, 12:12 PM
yellow cards everywhere!

halomizer
June 27th, 2006, 12:28 PM
fuckin portugal will win

Dark_Swordmaster
June 27th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Carolina won.

schnitzel_bob
June 27th, 2006, 12:36 PM
^WTF are you talking about?

Dark_Swordmaster
June 27th, 2006, 12:38 PM
Carolina won the cup.

King Speedy
June 27th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Nobody cares about hockey.

The smart money always has to be on Brazil, but if they play as lacksidasical in the future as they did today, there won't be any victory celebration for them. I'm inclined to go with Spain, given their aggressive style.

Dark_Swordmaster
June 27th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Yes, well the thread is already off topic.

MISSION
COMPLETE!

schnitzel_bob
June 27th, 2006, 12:41 PM
^^I do, but since Raleigh doesn't actually get snow, it's not a hockey town, therefore it couldn't have won the cup. Ottowa won. GO SENS!

There, I highjacked my own thread. Fuck you, Dark_Swordmaster.

tisl
June 27th, 2006, 02:27 PM
I vote for Iran, those guys make good food.

schnitzel_bob
June 27th, 2006, 04:31 PM
France 3-1 over Spain.

Damn, I had hoped Spain could pull it together this year, but I guess not. So France plays Brazil. I really can`t see France winning that one. I think Brazil will go 3-1. Also: Henry got called offside 7 times! 7 fucking times!

SuperDavidGT
June 27th, 2006, 09:12 PM
I'm suprised the French don't run away from the ball.

I've lost the care I allocated to the world cup. Call me a sore looser if you want, but that shit is so rigged it makes me want to cry. Australia should be the ones getting owned by Brazil in the finals.

WhoGivesARatsAss
June 28th, 2006, 01:36 AM
France 3-1 over Spain.

Damn, I had hoped Spain could pull it together this year, but I guess not. So France plays Brazil. I really can`t see France winning that one. I think Brazil will go 3-1. Also: Henry got called offside 7 times! 7 fucking times!
QFMFT.. and rigged, wtf you smoking nigga?

Digital Limit
June 28th, 2006, 01:38 AM
I don't watch sports. Or cable TV, for that matter.

san_pali
June 28th, 2006, 05:45 AM
Also, wtf was up with the Portugal-Holland match. That goddamn Portugese player took a dive and the ref fucked up the call. And another portugese player headbutted a dutch player and only got a yellow card!

That was Figo, so you can now go ahead and put a name with a face :D

And, yes, david, it's all so fucking rigged it's sickening. Anyone who watched italy-australia match may feel the same. A penalty at 50'? WTF? If i were australian and give a damn about soccer i would be pissed.

Now Argentina has to go against Germany, and the locals shall win, one way or another.:(

King Speedy
June 28th, 2006, 07:09 AM
http://users.on.net/~billt/italianjob.gif

An Australian's view of the end of the ITA-AUS match.

SuperDavidGT
June 28th, 2006, 09:32 PM
http://users.on.net/~billt/italianjob.gif

An Australian's view of the end of the ITA-AUS match.


Dude, spot on.


In other World Cup news, I think Ronaldos had enough fun for one lifetime. Hitman, can I get a quote?

WhoGivesARatsAss
June 29th, 2006, 01:14 AM
Brazil is so going to own France this time around.

Lehesu
July 1st, 2006, 11:40 PM
Brazil and Beckham both got owned. And that's fine with me.

Smapdey
July 2nd, 2006, 02:00 PM
Yeah, Brazil losing to France was surprising, I guess only Europeans can play soccer this year. I was pissed when Argentina lost to Germany, fuck Germany.

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 2nd, 2006, 11:06 PM
Yeah, Brazil losing to France was surprising, I guess only Europeans can play soccer this year. I was pissed when Argentina lost to Germany, fuck Germany.
Indeed. Brazil lost due to over confidence. Their performance had not been stellar this year, especiall the first 2 matches were a joke. They got their shit together in matches 3 and 4 but w/ France it was just bullshit. Wasting a whole first half when they had golden chances and France's morale was low is also bullshit. Ronaldiniho (sp?) is bullshit. Damn. I so wanted them to win the cup again.. I guess not.

Germany vs. France final.. I really don't know who I want to side with. But as Smaps said.. FUCK GERMANY.

Smapdey
July 3rd, 2006, 12:07 AM
I'm rooting for Portugal. They're the only South Americans in Europe, and they deserve to win.

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 3rd, 2006, 01:14 AM
Portugal doesn't exactly deserve to win since they couldn't score a goal with 10 men on England's team for over 45-50 minute time period. That simply tells me that they are not capable enough to have a "deserve to win" label yet. Other than that, yeah they are a nice team..

schnitzel_bob
July 3rd, 2006, 03:36 PM
Portugal shouldn't win because they played so fucking dirty against Holland, and Italy shouldn't win because they only won against Australia in a goddamn fluke. So that leaves Germany and France, and I choose France. Vive la France!

halomizer
July 3rd, 2006, 03:44 PM
I'm rooting for Portugal. They're the only South Americans in Europe, and they deserve to win.
At least someone agrees with me. portugal is going to take it hands down.

schnitzel_bob
July 4th, 2006, 03:40 PM
High drama? You want to talk high drama? How about Italy winning against Germany by scoring not one but 2 goals in the last minute of the second overtime. I creamed my fucking pants. That, gentlemen, was a GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

jman29
July 4th, 2006, 06:51 PM
Germany should of won :(

Downfall
July 4th, 2006, 09:15 PM
woot italy

SuperDavidGT
July 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM
High drama? You want to talk high drama? How about Italy winning against Germany by scoring not one but 2 goals in the last minute of the second overtime. I creamed my fucking pants. That, gentlemen, was a GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

I missed it - any "simulations" involved?

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 4th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Yeah excellent too bad I slept through the second half and overtime. When I woke up, german were crying like raped bitches. Saw the highlights and those were some fucking awesome goals.

Yian
July 5th, 2006, 10:43 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3323/136/1600/byebye.1.jpg

Lehesu
July 5th, 2006, 03:30 PM
France, bitches.

halomizer
July 5th, 2006, 03:34 PM
FUCK YOU FRANCE !!!!!

tisl
July 5th, 2006, 04:24 PM
Italy vs. France. That's one hell of a match, and I don't even follow soccer.

Lehesu
July 5th, 2006, 06:41 PM
It's really just the Losers of World War II match.

They took the worst country on both the Axis and Allies to duke it out.

Downfall
July 5th, 2006, 07:19 PM
soccer

now with boobs!

Jwr5
July 5th, 2006, 07:22 PM
it's better that way

Lehesu
July 5th, 2006, 07:46 PM
7311

Boobies?

SuperDavidGT
July 5th, 2006, 08:45 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3323/136/1600/byebye.1.jpg


*splooges*

Oh shit.

xenophage
July 10th, 2006, 10:00 AM
Bad Zizou

Hobbes874
July 10th, 2006, 10:44 AM
http://jgomez17.net/upload/x/zidane.gif

Edit: Someone should find me higher res pics of this chick: http://www.socceralley.com/fans-brazilian-2006.php

King Speedy
July 10th, 2006, 11:29 AM
http://imagesocket.com/images/zidane29b.gif

xenophage
July 10th, 2006, 11:33 AM
I hate using the fucking word but can't think of anything else, so LOL ^^

schnitzel_bob
July 10th, 2006, 02:51 PM
Ahhh, France. Fuck. They could've won. As tempting as it is to blame Zidane, he did score the french goal and lead the team to the finals, so...

From what I've read, the italian player either called his sister a whore a couple of times or implied that he's a terrorist (because he's Algerian).

Good on Italy though, I guess.

tisl
July 10th, 2006, 03:55 PM
Did that seriously happen? That GIF? What's the story behind it?

tisl
July 10th, 2006, 04:39 PM
Ok, apparently he just got pissed. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-movies/zidane-headbutt.mov

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 10th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Finally a team I sided with won.. fuck the french..

SuperDavidGT
July 11th, 2006, 05:43 AM
He called Zidane a terrorist, and he got a boob full of hurt. Fucking iti deserved it.

tisl
July 11th, 2006, 06:59 AM
He did not call Zidane a terrorist. I've heard people claim that he called him all sorts of things, but it's all bullshit and speculation. Zidane is just a little emo bitch who does stupid things like headbutting people in the chest.

san_pali
July 11th, 2006, 07:25 AM
So, he still hasn't give a conferece, or made any declaration about that?

SuperDavidGT
July 12th, 2006, 01:20 AM
In his decleration he said the iti called him a terrorist.

Best way to end a career, IMO. Hope he broke ribs.

King Speedy
July 12th, 2006, 06:17 AM
Ganked from the main page:

http://widelec.org/zidane.html

schnitzel_bob
July 12th, 2006, 06:25 PM
In his decleration he said the iti called him a terrorist

No he didn't. Apparantly Matarrazi repeatedly made some comments about his mother (who's currently ill) and his sister.

SuperDavidGT
July 12th, 2006, 10:47 PM
Heh. I wish the media would get it's shit together.

Not that I care for his reasoning, really, its the deed that counts :D

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 15th, 2006, 12:01 AM
Brazil Match Fixing.. Fuck 'em..

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 15th, 2006, 12:03 AM
So Roberto Carlos likes money...

tisl
July 15th, 2006, 04:23 AM
Pff, I would lose a stupid match for a fat check. Fuck the fans.

san_pali
July 17th, 2006, 06:28 AM
Good shit WGARA. I lol'ed