Good news for me: Ashlee Simpson might pose for Playboy

[Yian]

Read the article here: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/ashlee%20simpson%20to%20pose%20for%20playboy_10009 66

Call me a perv if you want, but I have always wanted to see some of these teeange pop singers naked. Miss Duff is on top of my list, too. :)

Sorry if my special interest to her seemly undeveloped figure scares you folks. It's more about kink than thrill.

[Downfall]

i blame the anime


i cant wait for em either

[SuperDavidGT]

Hillary Duff gets me off at night. Ashlee would probably give good head, but that's all she's worth.

[King Speedy]

Given her reputation, she'll probably use a body double.

[karny]

Sorry yian... bad news

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/simpson%20snubs%20chance%20to%20pose%20for%20playb oy_1000983

[Hobbes874]

Awwwww :*(

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Lindsay Lohan bitches.

[tisl]

I'd pose nude for $4mil.

[Digital Limit]

Hillary Duff isn't hot. I thought you all should know.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I concur, only Lindsay Lohan is..

[san_pali]

pff, you're such a bunch of pricks. If it barely looks like a woman, i'd hit it :D

(sadly, this has proven to be true more than once:( )

[REBEL_AU]

Good news indeed.
well, it would have been.

[Trustkill]

With a face like hers I wouldn't be surprised to see her in Playgirl. God she's fucking ugly.

[Hobbes874]

I concur, only Lindsay Lohan is..
Not after the nose-candy.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

pff, you're such a bunch of pricks. If it barely looks like a woman, i'd hit it :D

(sadly, this has proven to be true more than once:( )


Sounds like there's a fun story behind this one... I DEMAND YOU TELL US!

[greymeister]

Given her reputation, she'll probably use a body double.

[PHAT_ASS]

Given her reputation, she'll probably use a body double.

so what? it's still her face thats slapped on top of a mannequin in a playboy magazine

[greymeister]

Sort of how like it's her mouth slapped on the mike with someone else's voice in the speakers.

[REBEL_AU]

Lindsy used to be hot.
Now that coke head whore just blends in with the others.

[SuperDavidGT]

Lindsy used to be hot.
Now that coke head whore just blends in with the others.
Damn straight.


Of course, when it comes to this kind of conversation, there is only one name needed mentioned: Keira Knightley.

I so win.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Keira Knightley is a fucking man.

[SuperDavidGT]

Oh? And how big is the average paki woman's moustache?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I am pretty sure you people haven't seen a single Paki woman.

[SuperDavidGT]

I've been to London, I've met half of them.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Paki women in London are nothing that can be used as a generalization. Btw seriously, Keira Knightley.. wtf?

[MrBored]

Keira Knightley has had some kind of botched nose job or something imo. That stupid expression she always has on her face is annoying.

[Trustkill]

Kate Beckinsale.

[LynX]

Angelina Jolie.

Kate's hot but too bad she's an airport for a chest....

[MrBored]

Kate Beckinsale.
The only reason I watched Underworld: Evolution

[Dark_Swordmaster]

The only reason I watched Underworld: Evolution


You got conned.

[SuperDavidGT]

Angelina Jolie.

Kate's hot but too bad she's an airport for a chest....

As good as they are, they're both mums. I thought we were talking about pre-25yrolds?

[General Edor Crespin]

I suck. Stupid second page.

[dR.Jester]

Just copy/paste [insert actress here] onto a naked pornstar body and punch yourself in the dick a few times.

[LynX]

Ok fine, Natalie Portman then. Or Emily Watson when she's a little older....










Now look what you made me do, bastard.

[Smapdey]

Dakota Fanning.

[Jwr5]

how old is she like 11?

[Downfall]

if you make yourself see double that makes her 22

[Lehesu]

if you make yourself see double that makes her 22
....wouldn't that be 1111?

[Downfall]

no thats the prison sentance you will get

[Digital Limit]

Nice recovery.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Natalie portman is also bullshit.

[Smapdey]

WhoGivesARatsAss, I've got some startling news for you: You're gay! I realize that Natalie is Israeli, but Kiera Knightley too? It's time for you to come out to everyone, we all see it.

[Digital Limit]

Eh, she's got a rack smaller than mine, but she's still amazingly hot.

I mean, half the battle is having an attractive face; give her a boobjob and she's easily a ten, as if she wasn't already.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2006-04/27/xin_28040327091760920271.jpg

/me waits for the inevitable "...says the gay moderator."

:rolleyes:

[Hobbes874]

I'd kill so many orphans and kittens:

http://i.xanga.com/Tips_2_Thin/keira_knightly.jpg

Now we need to clone her:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ashley81/Scarlett%20Johanson/2.jpg

[SuperDavidGT]

What if Scarlet and Keira had a baby?

[Digital Limit]

It'd be the sexiest man alive.

:)

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Scarlett, now there's a gal..

[Digital Limit]

http://www.simpleshadow.com/gallery/album/scarlett/09_G.sized.jpg

[SuperDavidGT]

Dude, where did those come from?

[Phobo]

Charlize Theron > all
http://www.blitzgal.com/scans/Blitz690_CharlizeTheron.jpg

[tisl]

There is treachery afoot! He is tricking us by posting pictures of hot women.

[SuperDavidGT]

I still don't get where Scarlet got that rack. Don't tell me... she finally saw the beverly hills magician.

[Hobbes874]

Dude, where did those come from?
God I believe.

[Digital Limit]

I still don't get where Scarlet got that rack. Don't tell me... she finally saw the beverly hills magician.

God was feeling generous.

http://www.deterioatta.com/images/scarlett/scarlett-johansson-hand.jpg

[Yian]

This woman was once my godess.

http://www.yianthegreat.com/junks/mandy-moore.jpg

[Yian]

...and just for the heck of it:
http://www.yianthegreat.com/junks/mandy-moore2.jpg