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Sleepy_Foot_Rulz
March 4th, 2003, 04:47 AM
space: the exploitable frontier.
Captains log: Star date : god damn i dont know what freakin day it is today.
Captain Stone Cold Steve Austin recording:

"After Patric Steward decided to retire from the show to persue more lucrative deals in the big screen with shit houses like 20th Century Fox, the damn crew of this sorry excue for a ship was left without a Captain. N after a decent career at Pro wrestling i have decided to persue bigger (n more importantly with less chance of getting your skull bashed in) n better things like prime time tv.

Spotty from the engine room:
Capn, she cant take this speed any longer, i think the left fusalage just tore away from the engine!

Stone Cold: Dont even think bout slowing down u lazy, sorry-assed, piece of trailer-park-trash, or else im gonna have to come over there n whoop your ass, and thats the bottom line coz Captain Stone Cold said so!

spotty: Awwww Craaap!

AVataRR
March 7th, 2003, 05:45 PM
behehehehehe, I love it. :)

Yian
March 11th, 2003, 10:22 PM
"Captain, are you alright?"

"Data, I need a leak bad! Why Federation Flagship doesn't have bathroom onboard...!?"