I'm rich, beyotch!

[Dark_Swordmaster]

And by rich, I mean back.

Man, I was right in thinking I wouldn't miss anything here. A handful of these, a few of those. Nothin' much.


And regardless of:

You tell him that after he's banned?


Thanks to Epsilon and Downfall for the belated HBDs. Better late than never. Except for periods. Better never than late on those.

[tisl]

Pregnancy is awesome.

[Digital Limit]

Being born is overrated.

[Roq]

Shitting is like giving birth.

[MrBored]

Death is underrated.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Shit is like pudding. So everyone makes pudding-babies. And that makes Senator Leiberman very, very mad.

[Downfall]

woot

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Pandas aren't really bears. They just use the word "bear" in their name so that if they commit a crime they have a quick alias.

But honestly, the chinks don't have pick-a-nick baskets, what the fuck would a panda take anyway?

[Lehesu]

On that note, one of the Yogi Bear co-creators died recently.

[LynX]

And lo, the universe rejoiced.

[Fortune Hunter]

"People who live in bamboo houses should not throw pandas!" -Ask a Ninja Guy

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Ask a Ninja is pretty fuckin' funny.

And fuck throwing pandas, just boil them inside out! Jesus, it's not like you can't just go get another one or something.


New rules of this thread:

Just post your most random shit.

[Fortune Hunter]

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