Do not buy Fable.

[iha‏teyou]

I got Fable: The Lost Chapters for my computer, and it was pretty fun at first.. But then, against my will I'm suppose to go through some graveyard with tons of dead fags and into some prison to rescue my mom who I could give a fuck less about...

So anyway, when I'm leaving with my mom, I get a cutscene where some fag in a robe flies around and yells at me, and even though I could easily defeat him (especially with my trainer ;) I wake up in jail.

So I have to wait forever for this dude to take my (currently naked) ass outside for some race, and meanwhile the guy in the cell next to me is rambling on about some whiny shit. So anyway, the guard makes me race some other prisoners or else I get a "round in the torture chamber". The race is easy. Yay.

Now I get to go to the warden's office and he reads poetry while I try to steal the key, which takes two attempts (2 awful races) and I escape. Easy enough.

Gotta get my mom to follow me again, that bitch.. I get to a certain point and theres some dragon type thing in the water which I kill it's tentacles, and then it's head comes up, and instead of targetting me, he targets my mom and kills her.

This is the part that REALLY pisses me off. Instead of just leaving and saying fuck it about your mom, you have to load the level again from back in the cell (keep in mind that you cannot save a game any time during this ordeal) and you have to start over.


WHAT A FUCKING AGGREVATING GAME.

[Shifty_Man]

how old is that game. Jesus, i saw that in best buy sooo long ago.

[iha‏teyou]

I'm not sure, the graphics seem pretty good though if it's an old game.. Ofcourse it is cartoony type graphics.

[SuperDavidGT]

Heh, I bought it on Xbox and have played it once every 4 months since.

[Digital Limit]

I can't wait for the sequel.

[RAY16]

I blame your not liking Fable on three things.

1). You suck.

2). You're a dirty cheater.

3). You're a sucky dirty cheater that sucks.

Very enjoyable game for the first run through. No replay value at all, though.

[tisl]

I liked it so much I played it twice in a row. No joke. Once on evil and once on good. It would have been perfect for it's time if it was a bit more challenging, but that's it.

[Silence]

sigh, about 2 days ago i thought id try it. installed... got pass the intro videos.. and shazaam it crashed... and so over and over...

[Shifty_Man]

i was guna try, never really got to it. Btw i got a new logitech mouse, is there any way possible to have a mouse button 6 and 7. I know windows only reads up to 5 but is there a way to cheat the system?

[Silence]

is there a way to cheat the system?

DUUUDEEEE! you cant cheat the system... THE MAN will get your punk ass.

[Shifty_Man]

THE MAN is gay? dood sick

[Cheddar]

I played Fable: TLC and enjoyed it all the way through. I named my hero "Reaper", and he wore black assassin's clothing, and he was bald with a goatee + mustache so that he looked just like Edward Norton in American History X, and he got amazing with the bow using multi-shot which basically made the game and every boss fight a breeze.

Also, I remember spending the better part of 2 hours intentionally wounding my character while having him run around naked, until the scars he developed were exactly the way I wanted them to be.

It was pretty sweet, not gonna lie.


Anyway, point is, you're stupid and dumb for not liking the game and I hope you get hit by a bus. :)

[Lehesu]

Anyway, point is, you're stupid and dumb for not liking the game and I hope you get hit by an ice cream truck that subsequently scares the bejeebus out of little kids running to get a tasty dessert. :)

[JerraMaya]

1. I dont buy i download mostly
2. Even if i have to buy i can get pirated games from shops for 2-3 dollars
3. ihateyou your a NOOBIE , play something else for time being

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Wait, you buy pirated games? How so?


I have yet to play this. I hear it's really good, I just haven't played it yet.

[JerraMaya]

Wait, you buy pirated games? How so?


I have yet to play this. I hear it's really good, I just haven't played it yet.

Yes in my country there are no laws against selling pirated games or anything for PC , Xbox360 , PS2 , PS3 or anything
Microsoft invested alot too stop piracy here for 2-3months but our government was Fucking billy and also everything was being sold by people in simple hand bags , cant stop and ask everyone to check whats inside the bag, So billy stopped funding :p

and Fable is good, Do play it

[Roq]

I'm not sure, the graphics seem pretty good though if it's an old game.. Ofcourse it is cartoony type graphics.

the graphics suck hands down there is no cute way around it

[Jwr5]

not for an xbox to pc port