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Roq
May 8th, 2007, 03:16 AM
The backstory:

My mom is a hardcore christian. She is in charge of 2 seporate bible studies, goes to church every sunday and even prints pages of scripture with her commentary just for me to read a few times a week. She has a habbit of going through my room when I'm gone and standing outside of my room listening to what I'm doing. She takes anxiety pills too. She also believes that I am a christian, but that I have been struggling to be a good christian lately.

The Truth

I'm 23. I've done my share of drugs, sex, and crazy parties for the last 5 years. I haven't been a christian for 6 or 7 years and have had to pretend to be christian to be able to live in my parents house. I don't think my dad is christian either, but he plays along because he is married to the bitch and there is basicaly no way out now. My dad and I get along fine.

The Story

This happened last night, Sunday, at about 1am. I went downstairs for a final snack and forgot to lock my computer. Nothing bad was open, as it was simply on the desktop. While I was downstairs my mom woke up and like almost every night, tried to sneak up on me to catch me doing something bad on the computer. Since I wasn't there she saw this as a golden opportunity to sneak around on my computer. I had forgotten about a porn dvd I had ripped that was still on my desktop, and she found it. She came storming downstairs and demanded that I come upstairs to my computer with her right now. Once we got up there she sat down and explained to me how the lord woke her up and told her to check my computer, and once she saw my background (some guy from the new mortal kombat) she knew there was evil inside. She opened the porn folder and wents nuts. She went on about how a womans body is a creation of the lord and must only be viewed when married. I had heard all of this before. She then told me that we would watch the entire porno together so that I would never want to watch another one again. I thought she was joking and she double clicked the video. I reached down and held the power button for 5 seconds and it turned off just before the video played. She then said that if I didn't watch it with her then read the bible about what it says about sex, then I could no longer stay in her house.

I couldn't take it anymore so I told her I was not a christian and I would move out tomorrow. I moved out, and am typing this at my sisters house. I fucking hate my mom, but at least it's pretty cool at my sisters house for now...

tisl
May 8th, 2007, 06:12 AM
Dude, your fucked up mom was totally looking for some Bibleicious incest. Good thing you got out of there.

Kain
May 8th, 2007, 06:29 AM
Youll find she;s just angry you didnt let her watch it. Just leave more porn around for her to find, im sure she'll stop being such a bitch.



That or kill her.

burnart
May 8th, 2007, 10:13 AM
strict...

maby it was time to move out anyway

wmgreer
May 8th, 2007, 11:10 AM
Dang.

Maybe you're mom would of liked it?...........dodges flying tomatoes

Downfall
May 8th, 2007, 12:57 PM
find a studio apt to live in if all else fails.

King Speedy
May 8th, 2007, 01:27 PM
Thats the second best Mom&Porn story I've heard all week.

RAY16
May 8th, 2007, 02:00 PM
Thats the second best Mom&Porn story I've heard all week.

What's the first?

MrBored
May 8th, 2007, 02:59 PM
You should have watched it with her, only if she promised to hold your dick during it.

Shifty_Man
May 8th, 2007, 04:06 PM
You should have watched it with her, only if she promised to hold your dick during it.
LOL. WOO! yea! I agree!
Mmm, that suck, i bet it was a long porno? if so, good choice. If it were short, i would have owned her, for i bet she has seenith thine pornith pictures in hithers past.
I bet shes seen porn when she was younger any ways, just maybe not internet ;-)

karny
May 8th, 2007, 04:41 PM
So this is what happens when a woman is raped as a child and grows up to be a mom...

Roq
May 8th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Im already moved out to my sisters its awesome I get a huge room to myself and she cooks me good food. My brother n' law tokes up too. It was all for teh win!

Shifty_Man
May 8th, 2007, 09:08 PM
Oh, i would NEVER leach off my sister, a big payback will be needed IMO.

Digital Limit
May 8th, 2007, 10:44 PM
It's too bad your mom is all brainwashed and shit.

Nevertheless, glad to hear it worked out for the better.

absolute_deviation
May 9th, 2007, 01:28 AM
that's fucked up. why would she want to watch the porno with you.

I HATE HATE HATE CHRISTIAN BITCHES WHO GO CRAZY LIKE THAT.

farsimon
May 9th, 2007, 02:55 AM
OMFGLOLBBQ!!!111!!!11one


/meh

Phobo
May 9th, 2007, 03:33 AM
mom pics plz

MrBored
May 9th, 2007, 04:26 AM
mom pics plz

Yeah, and tits or gtfo.

King Speedy
May 9th, 2007, 04:36 AM
You should watch it with your sister.

Hobbes874
May 9th, 2007, 12:51 PM
Sucks Roq, sorta understand your situation. My mom has become quite the Christian over recent years and she takes my bro and dad to church every sunday, and I know neither of them gives a shit. Luckily I dont live at home anymore, but I still get the "you should ask god for help" talk every so often =\


At least things seem better off now for ya.

Dark_Swordmaster
May 9th, 2007, 09:17 PM
So we went to go rent movies one night and my father gets one without my knowledge.

Long story short, I watched Flesh Gordon with my parents.



Scarred for fucking life. God damn 70's bush...

SuperDavidGT
May 9th, 2007, 11:46 PM
Luckily I dont live at home anymore, but I still get the "you should ask god for help" talk every so often =\


Next time she does it, ask her for his phone number.

Hobbes874
May 10th, 2007, 12:26 AM
or say "last time I called, that bitch didn't answer, and he allllways has his phone on him. That fool was ignoring me"

Digital Pimp
May 10th, 2007, 09:10 AM
My mom knows I look at that shit, but she also knows I'm a red blooded American single guy. She even cracks jokes about it. She just wants it kept on my PC and not let my sister see it. Your mom is what gives Christians a bad name and makes them look bad too. I hate fundamentalists.

Yian
May 12th, 2007, 12:07 AM
It would be great if you find a place for yourself soon, as your sister might want to go on with her own plan in the future. Find a studio apartment and a job to pay the rent and bills. I hope everything will work out for you.

As for your mother, I am deeply sorry that this has to happen in your family. I would suggest you to keep in touch with your dad so just in case you do need help and support. The best thing to do right now is to settle down and stabilize everything. She might come to her senses in the future.

If she doesn't, get the rest of the family on your side and force her out of your lives. She is a good Christian and the Lord will take good care of her wherever she goes.

absolute_deviation
May 12th, 2007, 03:47 AM
She is a good Christian and the Lord will take good care of her wherever she goes.

god bless you yian. you made my day

schnitzel_bob
May 13th, 2007, 09:25 PM
So we went to go rent movies one night and my father gets one without my knowledge.

Long story short, I watched Flesh Gordon with my parents.



Scarred for fucking life. God damn 70's bush...

Flexy Jerkoff ftmfw!

Digital Limit
May 14th, 2007, 02:19 AM
My mom walked in on me watching porn once, but only because I wasn't jerkin' it, so I didn't think she'd care.

"Heh, check this out mom -- yeah, she's pooping on him!"

Then she got all crazy and told me not to have that smut on my computer. Good times!