absolute_deviation
June 14th, 2007, 04:51 AM
So here's what went down.
After dropping off my drawmate at san francisco international airport, I came back to our house (like a frat house but not a frat) to find a huge asian party going on. All the nerdiest geekiest asians had gathered to celebrate the last night and the house had turned into a mad house.
Anywho, I had promised myself that i will go out and do some long exposure photography at night and seeing that this was the last night this year, i grabbed my camera and headed out. I went to tis place called the "Oval" see picture below.
http://img157.imagevenue.com/loc860/th_13690_park_123_860lo.jpg (http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=13690_park_123_860lo.jpg)
Basically, there was a couple there one side of the big "S" and i set base on the other side of the "S" to take pictures of the campus. Anywho, they saw me coming, they saw me taking pictures, they knew i was there. The girl even bitched a little at first when i went there and walked away but since they guy kept sitting, the girl returned. anyway..i didn't pay much attention to them, but after a few minutes, i turn my head and lo and behold, the girl's shiny ass is clearly visible in the dark of the night and she was riding the guy. iw aslike O_O they were fucking, the guy was sitting down and the girl was on him, facing him, riding away. It was pretty dark around us but i could see them since i was probably like 15 feet away from them. I didn't know what to do so i just played dead. The guy then stood up while the girl remained seated and she starting giving him a blowjob. at the same time, an old woman started walking towards us on their side of the "S" and she walked right past them as the girl ws blowing away. they didn't even hesitate a bit. If only i had a night vision mode on my camera, i'd film the shit. but yeah, after the blow job, the couple left and i was like WTF!??
i then found a racoon and took a million pictures of it.
about 2 hours later, i decided to head back to the house so i started walking and on my way there is this huge hole they've dug in the ground where they are building an underground parking lot. The thing is pretty big and deep. (see picture) http://img7.imagevenue.com/loc760/th_14309_parking_122_760lo.jpg (http://img7.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14309_parking_122_760lo.jpg)
that big field that you see is now a big hole about 6 floors deep into the ground and there's construction going on. anyway, so i was walking and i saw this gap in the fence so i tried shining my awesome green laser down at the construction area. i was just waving it around when i saw a bunch of dumbasses who had climbed down there and apparently thought i was security or something and were trying to hide from me. So i pointed my laser right at the chest of one of the guys. He immediately started running to the other side and i followed him till he got out of my field of vision.
The rest of the guys were hella funny. They were trying to be all stealthy and shit, walking like their sam fisher or something hahaha and i had this menacing green dot right on their chests. I bet one of them had a heart attack or something hahah. it was awesome. it doesn't sound as awesome in words but it was pretty fucking hilarious. there was about 5 of them that i followed with my pointer as they tried to get away from me. Finally, they all made it somewhat under me so i couldn't point at them anymore, so i ran to the other side of the fence, on the street with incoming traffic. by that time, one of the little douche bags had already made his way up to the top but was still on the inside of the fence. I spotted him with my green laser and he started running left and right trying to lose me hahahahah. then he jumped on the fence and started to climb out. I was having so much fun with this little fuckers but then i felt this bright fucking light on me and i look to my right to see a cop car. i'm like SHIT. so i walk over to the cop and she's like "can i help you there?" and i was like "oh nothing, i was just looking at the construction site. looked like something was moving down there.." and then she was like "well you're not supposed to be on this side of the street, its dangerous" so i was like "okay, sorry" and she drove off.
man...those little fuckers made my night. i wonder what was going in their heads, seeing this bright green beam following them around hahahah
After dropping off my drawmate at san francisco international airport, I came back to our house (like a frat house but not a frat) to find a huge asian party going on. All the nerdiest geekiest asians had gathered to celebrate the last night and the house had turned into a mad house.
Anywho, I had promised myself that i will go out and do some long exposure photography at night and seeing that this was the last night this year, i grabbed my camera and headed out. I went to tis place called the "Oval" see picture below.
http://img157.imagevenue.com/loc860/th_13690_park_123_860lo.jpg (http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=13690_park_123_860lo.jpg)
Basically, there was a couple there one side of the big "S" and i set base on the other side of the "S" to take pictures of the campus. Anywho, they saw me coming, they saw me taking pictures, they knew i was there. The girl even bitched a little at first when i went there and walked away but since they guy kept sitting, the girl returned. anyway..i didn't pay much attention to them, but after a few minutes, i turn my head and lo and behold, the girl's shiny ass is clearly visible in the dark of the night and she was riding the guy. iw aslike O_O they were fucking, the guy was sitting down and the girl was on him, facing him, riding away. It was pretty dark around us but i could see them since i was probably like 15 feet away from them. I didn't know what to do so i just played dead. The guy then stood up while the girl remained seated and she starting giving him a blowjob. at the same time, an old woman started walking towards us on their side of the "S" and she walked right past them as the girl ws blowing away. they didn't even hesitate a bit. If only i had a night vision mode on my camera, i'd film the shit. but yeah, after the blow job, the couple left and i was like WTF!??
i then found a racoon and took a million pictures of it.
about 2 hours later, i decided to head back to the house so i started walking and on my way there is this huge hole they've dug in the ground where they are building an underground parking lot. The thing is pretty big and deep. (see picture) http://img7.imagevenue.com/loc760/th_14309_parking_122_760lo.jpg (http://img7.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14309_parking_122_760lo.jpg)
that big field that you see is now a big hole about 6 floors deep into the ground and there's construction going on. anyway, so i was walking and i saw this gap in the fence so i tried shining my awesome green laser down at the construction area. i was just waving it around when i saw a bunch of dumbasses who had climbed down there and apparently thought i was security or something and were trying to hide from me. So i pointed my laser right at the chest of one of the guys. He immediately started running to the other side and i followed him till he got out of my field of vision.
The rest of the guys were hella funny. They were trying to be all stealthy and shit, walking like their sam fisher or something hahaha and i had this menacing green dot right on their chests. I bet one of them had a heart attack or something hahah. it was awesome. it doesn't sound as awesome in words but it was pretty fucking hilarious. there was about 5 of them that i followed with my pointer as they tried to get away from me. Finally, they all made it somewhat under me so i couldn't point at them anymore, so i ran to the other side of the fence, on the street with incoming traffic. by that time, one of the little douche bags had already made his way up to the top but was still on the inside of the fence. I spotted him with my green laser and he started running left and right trying to lose me hahahahah. then he jumped on the fence and started to climb out. I was having so much fun with this little fuckers but then i felt this bright fucking light on me and i look to my right to see a cop car. i'm like SHIT. so i walk over to the cop and she's like "can i help you there?" and i was like "oh nothing, i was just looking at the construction site. looked like something was moving down there.." and then she was like "well you're not supposed to be on this side of the street, its dangerous" so i was like "okay, sorry" and she drove off.
man...those little fuckers made my night. i wonder what was going in their heads, seeing this bright green beam following them around hahahah