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Shifty_Man
June 29th, 2007, 11:13 PM
WOW, you guys are just out of luck. Feel bad for you guys.
Been gone on a cruise and in Vegas (sorta). Now I'm going to Vermont for
1. Family
2.Lake
3.Maple Syrup
4.Cows
5.Cheese
6.Old people
7.More syrup
8.Even more old people
I feel so bad that you guys don't get to be in my presence. Two more weeks of nothing from me.
I LOVE WAVE RUNNERS!

Striker
June 30th, 2007, 03:40 AM
This hurts me. This hurts me deep inside. I don't think that I'm ever going to be able to forgive you for this. I want you out of my life.

Hobbes874
June 30th, 2007, 01:50 PM
I want you dead.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Hobbes874/1182618691105.gif

iha‏teyou
July 1st, 2007, 02:08 AM
Don't worry, he's going to get what he has coming when he goes to vermont. I know somone who lives there, and he says that most of the people are complete idiots.

Also, maple syrup isn't really all its cracked up to be. It's like aunt jamima fake syrup shit except it doesn't have that nice butter taste and other than the maple part it's basically liquid sugar. Keep in mind that there are lots of bugs that basically brew in the maple sap while it collects in big tanks in the woods, and I imagine some of them bypass the filter and get cooked in. :)

Dark_Swordmaster
July 1st, 2007, 08:35 AM
So much mucus ran down my throat while I was sleeping my stomach's upset. And I'm terrified of vomiting because it'll probably be pure mucus, which means it'll get stuck and I'll sufficate/gargle to death.

LynX
July 1st, 2007, 09:46 AM
9. Hawt secks <- You lack this, so insta-lose.

Dark_Swordmaster
July 1st, 2007, 10:28 AM
Like you're getting any.

LynX
July 1st, 2007, 12:35 PM
More than you are, for sure.

Btw, I was obviously referring to the OP so go stab some nubs on the main news page instead.

Dark_Swordmaster
July 1st, 2007, 12:50 PM
I can't. There's no interesting news today.

Kain
July 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
common, Slowly chokeing to death on your own bile is super hawt.

Just the thought of those gurgling ragged intakes of breath before the body shuts down leaving the brain to slowly die over the next 5 mins.... pass the tissues please >.> <.<

Dark_Swordmaster
July 1st, 2007, 02:27 PM
Not bile, snot.

Kinda like Steve-O in the Wasabi Snooter in the first Jackass film.

tisl
July 1st, 2007, 11:20 PM
Haha, it would be a pretty shitty death. Post pics.

LynX
July 2nd, 2007, 01:51 AM
It would only be second to something relating to a bathtub and a girl. Once you've seen that, everything else will seem like a pleasant memory.

tisl
July 2nd, 2007, 04:22 AM
I <3 tubgirl.

Digital Limit
July 2nd, 2007, 05:47 AM
2 weeks, eh? http://boards.altgn.com/images/smilies/yahoo/mischief.gif

Dark_Swordmaster
July 4th, 2007, 01:07 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8946/s2777ch3tb5mxlmqn3h3h5ktr5.jpg

Hobbes874
July 4th, 2007, 01:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Hobbes874/1182386032484.jpg

Dark_Swordmaster
July 4th, 2007, 04:01 PM
>:3

Hobbes874
July 4th, 2007, 05:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Hobbes874/1183587296773.jpg